Gage Wyzisky

( Gage was Phobetor )

[Private to Zoe, Ryan, Lyssa, Gigi and Sera]
Ok, so hypothetically speaking... Say I had a sister. Ok, no, wait, scratch that. I do. I have four? of them. Or half sister people like things or something. Ok, so yeah. Right. This isn't working! Ok. Ok. Deep breath. Ask the damn questions before your friends think you are more insane then you really are.

Right. So say a sister is having issues. Like their boyfriend cheated on them and they've been together forever and a day and so everyone acts like their married even though they are married and I don't know how long they've been together... Right, so that happens and now they're all distraught. What do you say to them beyond "Oops, so sorry that happen. Go screw someone in retaliation!"? Because somehow I'm thinking that wouldn't be the best thing to say...

Thoughts? Comments? Help? Please? Begging here. So clueless. Waah!
[/Private Zoe, Ryan, Lyssa, Gigi and Sera]

Heeeeeey! If it's National Pick on Gage Day then aren't you supposed to share that with everybody? Because I'm thinking it must be because I'm definitely feeling picked on by some individuals who shall remain nameless.

Shit! Fuck! Damn! I fail!

GIGI! I was thinking about your birthday the day before it was and then the day of I failed! I don't even know what happened. Someone told me it was the 25th today and I told them they had to be wrong because I was waiting for the 21st to come! Gah!!!!

FAAAAAAIIIIIILLLLLLL! Utter fail.

So I owe you. I owe you big. I owe you pretty much just about anything you want that is within reason and my ability to do. So yeah, ask away.

I just noticed something super important! It is officially Zoe Forrester's 21st! This means that I am taking you out legally drinking! HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Z!!! So that means Gigi, Lyssa, all you other people... Get ready to get your drink on with the birthday girl!

I'm thinking of burning this book. It is the bane of my existence. And no, I'm not going to mention which book it is I'm talking about because I'm not going to give anyone the chance to save it from it's coming fiery death. It must PAY. It needs to understand the consequences of being such a little bitch and keeping me up with its inability to make any sort of sense despite what the professor says! I take the notes the professor says, cross reference them into the book and *bam!* totally doesn't seem to be saying the same thing.

Doesn't this stupid thing realize I have to be up early tomorrow for a test? Doesn't it get that I don't have time for it's shenanigans? GAH!

[Private to Christopher Prescott]
Hi. You don't know me. Well, no, that's not quite right. My cow mother told me that she's informed you of my presence. I, well, wasn't really sure how to get in contact with you. No, that's not quite right either. I have a few ways of getting in contact with you, but I wasn't certain which was best. At least this way it will hurt less if you don't want anything to do with me is a little less awkward and intense then a face to face meeting would be.

I was totally in NYC over the weekend stalking you and your house. Do you have daughters? Was that your wife? She's hot.

Anyway I guess I should get on with this. If you haven't figured it out already my name is Gage and I'm your son. I don't really know what to ask you. I had a lot I wanted to ask, but now that I'm actually writing something it's all kind of just gone. If my contacting you is a problem then just say so and I won't again, I simply thought that perhaps you'd at least like to talk if only for a moment.

God this is awkward too. Why did I let Z talk me into it? Um, I guess that's all?.
[/Private to Christopher Prescott]

So over the weekend I went on a nice trip! Z and I drove to NYC and did a little hunting around for something. Well actually I did most of the hunting and left Z to do, uh, stuff? Hey Z! What did you do while I did what I was doing? Didn't do anything too bad, right? It'd suck if you got extradited to New York or something. It was an informative trip for me and I think I'll have to go back soon.

Of course not too soon since I do have school. Damn them for taking up all my precious time. ;) Some of the classes are really freaking boring though, so some people can expect random text messages from me! Nothing new though, right?

[Private to friends]
So I found out where my father DNA donor lives and checked out his home. It looks like he's married. It also looks like he has a number of kids and they're all girls. There is a chance they're not all his and some were just friends of his kids, but they all looked like they were related. I think he might have saw me at one point, but he probably just thinks I'm some weird person just staring at houses or something.

I'm really not sure what to do now. Do I wait to contact him until I go back to New York again? Or is that too weird? Would it be easier if I just messaged him over these journals? Ugh. There is no guide for these sorts of things.

This sucks.
[/Private to friends]